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According to the special ‘U2B.in’Â correspondents, Navratri will be very safe this year… Gujju Boyz will screw less and play more…

Why ??

Because.. WE HAVE CONDOM-MAN!!!




Condom-Man, Condom-Man,
Does whatever a Condom can
Stops your seed, any size,
Catches Gujju-boyz just like flies
Look Out!
Here comes the Condom-Man.

Is he strong?
Manisa ben,
He’s got the red Gujju blood.
He can’t swing from a thread
Take a look under your bed
Jigna Ben!!
There goes your Condom-Man.

In the chill of the night
When your Ghagra is too tight
Like a streak of light
He arrives just in time.
Condom-Man, Condom-Man

Gujju neighborhood Condom-Man
Ghatia-Jalebi
He’s ingnored
Dandiya is his reward.

To him, Navratri is a great big bang up
Whenever there’s a Gujju dang up
You’ll find the CONDOM-MMMMMan.