It is not the fault of the student if he fails, because the year ONLY has 365' days

Typical academic year for a student:

Sundays-52 Sundays in a year, you know Sundays are for rest. Days left 313.

Summer holidays-50 where weather is very hot and difficult to study. Days left 263.

8 hours daily sleep- 130 days GONE. Days left 141.

1 hour for daily playing- (good for health) means 15 days. Days left 126.

2 hours daily for food & other delicacies (chewing properly & swallowing)-means 30days. Days left 96.

1 hour for talking (man is a social animal)-means 15 days. Days left 81.

Exam days- per year at least 35 days. Days left 46.

Quarterly, Half yearly and festival (holidays)-40. Days left 6 .

For sickness- at least 3 days. Remaining days=3.

Movies and functions - at least 2 days. 1 day left.

That 1 day is your birthday.

How can you study on that day?

Balance = 0

"How can a student pass ??"

This is very interesting, as you can see those are miniatures of buildings and maybe some sculptures which are made with biscuits.















Image: McCain Motherf***er

Abstinence Education


It looks like Jamie Lynn Spears and Bristol Palin took the same class in high school.

*E*V*O*L*U*T*I*O*N*

The inherent downside in a life of pursuing women is the possibility of inadvertently catching one.



I think - therefore I'm single! Tongue out



"Ah, yes, divorce ... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet."
Robin Williams


Why do men die before their wives? Because they want to!









Why do Jewish divorces cost so much? They're worth it.


Getting divorced just because you don’t love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do.


Have you heard of the new divorced Barbie doll? - She comes with all of Ken's stuff!!! Laughing

Divorce Cake :Funny Pic


Wow....!

Funny Food Photos - Part 1

ah, this is funny but this is an art at the first place.
Soon you will be able to take a look a second set of funny food photos!



















Funny Cats Part 1

Cats are really amazing animals right!?

I really think this photos are great and I believe you will be satisfied with this funny cat photos.





















This is a funny gangsta cat!



 

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