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Why Pakistan is in trouble (LOOKING BUSY DO NOTHING)


Population: 16 crore
3 crore retired


0.6 crore in state Govt;
0.4crore in central Govt.
(Both categories don't work)


3 crore professional in private sector
(don't work for Pakistan)


1.8 crore in school


2.5 crore are under 5 years


3 crore unemployed


0.6 crore u can find anytime in hospitals


Statistics says u find 10,999,998 people anytime in jail
The Balance two are U & Me.

U are busy 'checking Mails and forwarding them '..!!


HOW CAN I HANDLE Pakistan alone?

Here is a good poker story. I cannot help share it with you and hope it will cheer you up.

Nine people playing $30-$60 Texas Hold 'em, one poker player so drunk he can barely sit upright. The dealer deals two cards face down to each player. The first player raises, the second player raises, the drunkard raises. Three players fold, but the others call.

Here comes the flop: three garbage cards, but two of them are hearts. The first player raises, the second player raises, the drunkard raises. Three players fold. The first two call.

The dealer flops another heart. The first player raises, the second player raises, the drunkard raises. The first two call.

The dealer flops the last card. Five of clubs. The first player checks, the second player checks, the drunk bets the max. The other two fold.

There's $3,000 in the middle of the poker table and the dealer shoves it all to the drunkard. "Cards, please," he says in a bored voice. "Cards?" the drunkard slurs. "Hell, I don't have any cards."

It seems the dealer, who was seated next to the drunkard, accidentally picked up the drunk's cards when the first three players folded.

Sheer bedlam breaks out at the poker table as the poker room manager hurries over. "Did everybody else fold?" he asked. When told they did, he gave the pot to the drunk. So there you have it. The drunk won $3,000 in this poker game . . . without any cards!
Posted by lucilla118 at 7:31 PM
Labels: poker, poker game, poker player, poker room, poker table

* How long did the Hundred Years' War last?
* Which country makes Panama hats?From which animal do we get cat gut?
* In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution?
* What is a camel's hair brush made of?
* The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named after what animal?
* What was King George VI's first name?
* What color is a purple finch?
* Where are Chinese gooseberries from?
* What is the color of the black box in a commercial airplane?



Check your answers below.




ANSWERS TO THE QUIZ

1) How long did the Hundred Years War last? 116 years

2) Which country makes Panama hats? Ecuador

3) From which animal do we get catgut? Sheep and Horses

4) In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution? November

5) What is a camel's hair brush made of? Squirrel fur

6) The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named after what animal? Dogs

7) What was King George VI's first name? Albert

8) What color is a purple finch? Crimson

9) Where are Chinese gooseberries from? New Zealand

10) What is the color of the black box in a commercial airplane? Orange (of course)

What do you mean, you failed? Me, too.