Woman Described Completely


She is a woman


If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman
If you don't, you are not a man

If you praise her, she thinks you are lying
If you don't, you are good for nothing

If you agree to all her likes, you are a wimp
If you don't, you are not understanding

If you visit her often, she thinks it is boring
If you don't, she accuses you of double-crossing

If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy
If you don't, you are a dull boy

If you are jealous, she says it's bad
If you don't, she thinks you do not love her

If you attempt a romance, she says you didn't respect her
If you don't, she thinks you do not like her

If you are a minute late, she complains it's hard to wait
If she is late, she says that's a girl's way

If you visit another man, you're not putting in "quality time"
If she is visited by another woman, "oh it's natural, we are girls"

If you kiss her once in a while, she professes you are cold
If you kiss her often, she yells that you are taking advantage

If you fail to help her in crossing the street, you lack ethics
If you do, she thinks it's just one of men's tactics for seduction

She is a womanIf you stare at another woman, she accuses you of flirting
If she is stared by other men, she says that they are just admiring

If you talk, she wants you to listen
If you listen, she wants you to talk


In short:
So simple, yet so complex
So weak, yet so powerful
So damning, yet so wonderful
So confusing, yet so desirable......

1) Nahi.................???
2) Chiiiii.....Kitne gande vichar hain tumhare.......
3) Maine tumhe sirf ek acche dost ki nazar se dekha hai .... eek.gif
4) Mera pehle se ek boyfrnd hai....
5 ) Main in baton pe vishwas nahi karti, apne padhai pe dhyaan lagao...
6) tum abhi tak mujhe jaante kahan ho ?Yeh shayad infatuation hai....
7) Tumhara bank balance kitna hai??
8) Magar last year to maine tumhe raakhi baandhi thi ..hai
naa..bhaiyya..??
9) Mein abhi is relation ke liye mentally prepared nahi hoo....
10) Mein apne dady se pooch ke tumhe kaal answer karu??
11) Itni si baat kehne ke liye itni der lagaa di??
12) Ye dohno ke dil me hai na, to phir kya kehna!!
13) Sorry
14) "Apna chehra kabhi aayine me dekha hai .....blah...blah...."
15) "Main toh tumhe apna Bhai maanti hu"
16) "Yes .. I too like you (but hope you don't cheat on me ) " (Which
we guys most oftenly do ) -- velly bad
17) Phele kyon nahi bataya ab tum late ho gaye ..
18) Tum agar pehle mile hote to sochti.
19) Tumhari himmat kaise hui mere baare mein aisa sochne ki (probably
followed by a slap)
20) Girl: mujhe sochna ka wakt do
Guy: kitna wakt???(with hope)
Girl: saat janam
21) Mai ek shaadi shuda ladki hu
22) Mein tumhare chotte bhai se pyaar karti hoon
23) Now that's a real tragedy.
Girl: Hee hee hee hee hee..hee...heehee
Hee hee hee hee heeheeheehee(is she mad)
24) Boy: I love U!
Gal: I don't think abt all this before marriage.
25) Keep loving I don't care.
26) Tum mere liye kya kar sakte ho
27) Kaun sa number hai mera tumhare proposals ki history mein.
Ha ha ha ha.
28) tumhe is nazar se kabhi dekha nahi
29) tumhare barre mein kabhi aisa socha nahi
30) mummy se pooch kar bataungi
31) mere bhaiyya se baat kar lo , who hi tumhe samajhayenge
32) Kyu, Tina ne "No" bola?

These 25 weird news headlines escaped the eyes of newspaper editors before they went to press.






What goes around, comes around!












Civil War planes? Lemme know how that works out…



Must be one of those celebrity-without-makeup pictures…



And you wonder why…






Yeah, don’t you hate those guys at DOE who do the NEPA’s EIS on BNFL’s AMWTP at INEEL after SRA protests?



“This is an artist’s conception of the Mount Pleasant High School football field Friday after an electrical transformer blew, knocking out the stadium lights.”



“We had no idea anyone was buried there”



“I wouldn’t do it again” says the hero, “she’s been a pain this week”









Please, if you’ve seen this man…



What are the odds of that?









Mistress of the universe… Now that sounds like a lot of work!


Here’s the winner of a local dog look-alike contest… He does look exactly like his dog!












Ok, that’s just cruel

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17 Babies In A Family



17 babies in a family



17 babies lunch table




17 Babies Home



Bed room of 17 Babies


Wash Room of 17 Babies

Funny Picture



Girl beats guy for about her boobs

NO PHOTO SHOP WORK..
YEAH PIC DELHI KE IITF MELE KI HAI…JAHAN IS LADKE NE LADKI KO CHED DIYA OR PHIR PIT RAHA HAI…

DOSTON EK BAAT BATAO..YEAH PIC DEKH KAR KI EK TO SAALI BRA NAHI PAHNI HUI HAI..OR ITNA MOT BUBBE OR NIPPLE BHI DIKHA RAHI HAI..TO AGAR KOI LADKA CHED DE TO USMAIN IS BICHARE KI KYA GALTI HAI.MAIN TO IS LADKE KE SAATH HOON..U TELL ME..AAP KISS KE SAATH HO

It smells funny.

Spot Wiretapping...

I came across a bunch of cute animal pictures on the net and thought I would share this with you, my F'N'L crowd. These pictures are so endearing and sweet; almost unreal. Here is my top 5 in the ascending order of cuteness.

5. A cat trying to open a bottle of vodka; kitties are so playful.





4. Take a look at this free ride:


3. Are you scared of finger pointing?


2. Look at my hoodie!


1. I love you so much. You're my best friend:)

Few gentlemen and one?

























Vroooooom! (PIC)

Amazing Shoe Tree




















 

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