The inherent downside in a life of pursuing women is the possibility of inadvertently catching one.
I think - therefore I'm single!
"Ah, yes, divorce ... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet."
Robin Williams
Why do men die before their wives? Because they want to!
Why do Jewish divorces cost so much? They're worth it.
Getting divorced just because you don’t love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do.
Have you heard of the new divorced Barbie doll? - She comes with all of Ken's stuff!!!
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