1) Nahi.................???
2) Chiiiii.....Kitne gande vichar hain tumhare.......
3) Maine tumhe sirf ek acche dost ki nazar se dekha hai .... eek.gif
4) Mera pehle se ek boyfrnd hai....
5 ) Main in baton pe vishwas nahi karti, apne padhai pe dhyaan lagao...
6) tum abhi tak mujhe jaante kahan ho ?Yeh shayad infatuation hai....
7) Tumhara bank balance kitna hai??
8) Magar last year to maine tumhe raakhi baandhi thi ..hai
naa..bhaiyya..??
9) Mein abhi is relation ke liye mentally prepared nahi hoo....
10) Mein apne dady se pooch ke tumhe kaal answer karu??
11) Itni si baat kehne ke liye itni der lagaa di??
12) Ye dohno ke dil me hai na, to phir kya kehna!!
13) Sorry
14) "Apna chehra kabhi aayine me dekha hai .....blah...blah...."
15) "Main toh tumhe apna Bhai maanti hu"
16) "Yes .. I too like you (but hope you don't cheat on me ) " (Which
we guys most oftenly do ) -- velly bad
17) Phele kyon nahi bataya ab tum late ho gaye ..
18) Tum agar pehle mile hote to sochti.
19) Tumhari himmat kaise hui mere baare mein aisa sochne ki (probably
followed by a slap)
20) Girl: mujhe sochna ka wakt do
Guy: kitna wakt???(with hope)
Girl: saat janam
21) Mai ek shaadi shuda ladki hu
22) Mein tumhare chotte bhai se pyaar karti hoon
23) Now that's a real tragedy.
Girl: Hee hee hee hee hee..hee...heehee
Hee hee hee hee heeheeheehee(is she mad)
24) Boy: I love U!
Gal: I don't think abt all this before marriage.
25) Keep loving I don't care.
26) Tum mere liye kya kar sakte ho
27) Kaun sa number hai mera tumhare proposals ki history mein.
Ha ha ha ha.
28) tumhe is nazar se kabhi dekha nahi
29) tumhare barre mein kabhi aisa socha nahi
30) mummy se pooch kar bataungi
31) mere bhaiyya se baat kar lo , who hi tumhe samajhayenge
32) Kyu, Tina ne "No" bola?
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