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Here is a good poker story. I cannot help share it with you and hope it will cheer you up.

Nine people playing $30-$60 Texas Hold 'em, one poker player so drunk he can barely sit upright. The dealer deals two cards face down to each player. The first player raises, the second player raises, the drunkard raises. Three players fold, but the others call.

Here comes the flop: three garbage cards, but two of them are hearts. The first player raises, the second player raises, the drunkard raises. Three players fold. The first two call.

The dealer flops another heart. The first player raises, the second player raises, the drunkard raises. The first two call.

The dealer flops the last card. Five of clubs. The first player checks, the second player checks, the drunk bets the max. The other two fold.

There's $3,000 in the middle of the poker table and the dealer shoves it all to the drunkard. "Cards, please," he says in a bored voice. "Cards?" the drunkard slurs. "Hell, I don't have any cards."

It seems the dealer, who was seated next to the drunkard, accidentally picked up the drunk's cards when the first three players folded.

Sheer bedlam breaks out at the poker table as the poker room manager hurries over. "Did everybody else fold?" he asked. When told they did, he gave the pot to the drunk. So there you have it. The drunk won $3,000 in this poker game . . . without any cards!
Posted by lucilla118 at 7:31 PM
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